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Two things growing out of your groin, and both of them I'm not a physiologist, but I'd like to think the one squirting all over the fire and the distressed lady's face is a fire hose and not a monstrous ejaculating penis, but because this was released as an ADULT game, I have a feeling we should all be pretty grossed out. For your daring rescue, you dangle yourself from a helicopter and drip the fire out with one of the two rod-shaped things jutting out of your pelvis. She's tied to a pedestal and being slowly burned to death. In Burning Desire, you play the role of a naked air rescue worker swooping in to save a woman from cannibals. And I don't know if you've ever seen anyone wink without moving the rest of their face, but it looks less like flirting and more like a horrible sleepy-waky baby doll with a broken eyeball. A stupid graphic of an eyelid slides over one eye then disappears. Before the camera pans down her strategically blurred body, there's an inept attempt by the graphic artists to make it look like the girl's winking at you.

Unfortunately, that's when it gets a little bit creepy. If you can get off to this, I hope you're reading from I'm just telling you that probably nothing in this game is going to turn you on until you win a picture of a naked girl. Yes, I understand there is something wrong with an industry when a group of women kicking the crap out of each other in thongs is totally normal, but fuck that I'm not a sociologist. There were a lot of half-naked people already in Street Fighter 2, so the actual game doesn't even seem unusually erotic. Because if you masturbated using your amazing dexterity, there's a good chance it'll end with a pleasure-induced brain seizure and a fucking disturbing corpse for your landlord to find. Getting them out of their panties requires such a fantastic level of hand-eye coordination and rapid reflexes that it becomes a death trap.

#The yakyuken special sega saturn rom full#

So by the point of full nudity, you'll probably have to strap a straitjacket on her anyway. She could be playfully washing your car with a group of topless cheerleaders, but when the words 'POP MY BUBBLE NOW I BET I CAN MAKE YOUR'S BURST!' come out of her mouth, you're going to be a little too busy backing cautiously away to have anyone bursting all over your bubbles.Įach level, the screaming women get more and more nude, losing a little bit more of their mind each time.

When a badly rendered woman who clearly can't speak English is trying to seduce someone with puns about soap bubbles, it's an uphill battle. While the screenshots you earn in Bubble Bath Babes are easier to masturbate to than any of the bonus screens the original Tetris gave you, they're still not that sexy.